I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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