Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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