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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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