I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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