Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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