I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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