Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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