naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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