ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Randomize
