Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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