chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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