your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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