On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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