Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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