curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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