the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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