Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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