They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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