If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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