Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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