i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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