okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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