glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i barfeds in our rink
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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