his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize