ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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