I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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