areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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