he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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