dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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