I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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