everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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