Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
