i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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