Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize