Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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