You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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