i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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