so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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