Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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