I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
You had me at "let me see your balls"
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