It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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