You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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