Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Randomize
