champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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