I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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