lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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