Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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