During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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