i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Shame is for Republicans.
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