"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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