Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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