I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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