So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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