shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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