That's intense
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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