it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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