guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
We have so much sex to catch up on
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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