Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Shame - the story of my life.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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