No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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