Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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