I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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